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Contacting Chris Higgins
I'm a writer based in Portland, Oregon. I mostly write for Mental Floss magazine (and their website), though I recently had a story on This American Life, and had a cover story last year in The Portland Mercury.
You can follow me on Twitter for occasional jokes, or find me on Facebook for updates on writing and utterly shameless self-promotion.
I'm also a mobile website and smartphone app developer. I work for Cloud Four. In years past, I worked with Night & Day Studios; I helped create Peekaboo Barn, Peekaboo Wild, Big Fat Lies, Life in Short, Cocktail Compass, Nick Jr.'s A-Z With Moose and Zee, Quibble, Savage Love, and a bunch of other apps.
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Note: I'm not the (apparently famous) hockey player with the same name! You'll have to find his homepage in order to contact him.
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Tasty wood like that makes me wish I was a termite. A super-duper time-traveling termite who could travel back to the time in which any wood she ate was grown and/or harvested and/or formed into log cabins. Then I would completely fuck things up by transforming the shape of history with my termite powers -- e.g., eating the log cabin that Lincoln grew up in, leaving those crazy-ass/sad-ass gay republicans nothing to name themselves after. I can imagine other mischief.
But now I must fetch Pica from the yard who is also very fond of destroying wood. I wonder if she was a killer giant destructo-termite in a past life? Or maybe she was just Godzilla?
whatcha doin in Arizona? Huh?
This is from previous family visit to Arizona from last year. I still haven't gotten through all the photos yet.
;Chris
Slow-bee.