I have a little blue hyacinth on my desk. It smells like hyacinth.
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If you were offered a deal (say, by the devil or something), to make it so that hyachinths smelt like ass, but YOUR ass smelt like hyachinth, would you do it?
p.s. My lilacs are out.
Well duh, of course! You know Chris Higgins likes to smell GOOD.
;Chris
I thought as much! So, if hyacinths start smelling like ass, I'd talk to Chris Higgins about it (or the devil).