I have a little blue hyacinth on my desk. It smells like hyacinth.
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I'm a writer based in Portland, Oregon. I mostly write for Mental Floss magazine (and their website), though I just had a story on This American Life, and had a cover story a few weeks back in The Portland Mercury. You can follow me on Twitter for occasional jokes and complaints about the weather.
I'm also an iPhone developer. Working with Night & Day Studios, I helped create Peekaboo Barn, Peekaboo Wild, Big Fat Lies, Life in Short, Cocktail Compass, Nick Jr.'s A-Z With Moose and Zee, Quibble, Savage Love, and a bunch of other apps.
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Note: I'm not the (apparently famous) hockey player with the same name! You'll have to find his homepage in order to contact him.
I'm also an iPhone developer. Working with Night & Day Studios, I helped create Peekaboo Barn, Peekaboo Wild, Big Fat Lies, Life in Short, Cocktail Compass, Nick Jr.'s A-Z With Moose and Zee, Quibble, Savage Love, and a bunch of other apps.
Need to contact me? Click the following link, follow the instructions, and you'll have my email address: get Chris's email address.
Note: I'm not the (apparently famous) hockey player with the same name! You'll have to find his homepage in order to contact him.
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If you were offered a deal (say, by the devil or something), to make it so that hyachinths smelt like ass, but YOUR ass smelt like hyachinth, would you do it?
p.s. My lilacs are out.
Well duh, of course! You know Chris Higgins likes to smell GOOD.
;Chris
I thought as much! So, if hyacinths start smelling like ass, I'd talk to Chris Higgins about it (or the devil).